(In honor of Horny Holidays, the Rommies have decided to open the vault and release the Horny Summer archives. Merry Festivus and/or Happy Chrismukkah, Listener!)

After the Rommies get everyone they know to come to a beautiful Greek island for their wedding, they simply have no choice but to try and determine who their father is by getting horned up to ABBA songs. Is it still so nice? Is it still so goOoOod? Are they successful in solving the mystery? Listen in to find out!